i believe the conversation prior to this footage went something like this:
question: “hey. gangster girl. do you want to shoot some guns?”
answer: “yes, but i prefer if you call them gats.”
so yeah. matt, my cousin’s friend, is a police officer. he brought numerous guns on our camping excursion. i am not a “outdoorsy let’s go shoot something and eat it” type. i like shopping. and and painting my nails. and tivo. but, i do have a teeny tiny bit of experience with a weapon. this whole “shoot-um-up” thing was not my first rodeo. i let it be known to the boys that i was interested in showing off my skills. matt handed me two loaded revolvers.
me, being well, me…told him that i only know how to shoot one way – criminal-like.
the conversation after the footage went something like this:
statement: “no one is going to fuck with you after seeing this video.”
response: “no one fucks with me now.”
so. here it is: it all of its ghetto glory.